In an actual turn of events, NASA had to defend itself against claims that it kidnaps children and ships them to Mars on a 20-year ride, where they have no choice but to work as slaves. Robert David Steele was a guest on Alex Jones Show and claimed:
“We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride.”and this:
“So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.”
Naturally, NASA had to defend itself without cracking up in the middle of their statement. And against this sort of inane drivel, that's not as easy as it sounds. Alex Jones is also known for stating the Sandy Hook massacre was a hoax and promoted the Pizzagate conspiracy. Most of his elaborate conspiracy theories have been debunked, and that's easy to do.
The only thing moving right now on Mars are the Rovers, dust devils and occasionally, running water! But even rocket scientists need a laugh every now and then. You cannot make this shit up!