"Santa Claus Conquers The Martians" released 1964

A milestone in cinematic  history occured November 14, 1964 when Santa Claus Conquers the Martians was inflicted...um...bestowed upon audiences everywhere!  Imagine the horror of Santa Claus and two innocent Earth children being kidnapped by terrifying Martian robots.  Imagine the suspense of Santa Claus battling evil Martians and some old guy to return to Earth but save Martian children at the same time!

A movie like this has never been seen before or since!  Praise the Lord!