For over a century, the Nobel Prize committee has not only
fallen for the greatest hoax of all time, science, but has continued to
promulgate the lies and deceit from the evilest of evil people,
scientists! Just look at not one, but
TWO incidents that happened on this day in history. First of all, in 1911, Marie Curie was awarded
her second(!) Nobel Prize, this time in chemistry. A woman! She is the only person, male or female, to
win two prizes in different categories. She won the first one with her husband in 1903 for Physics (but I'm sure he did most of the work). Don’t they know women don’t like or are not interested in math and
science? And just think of the dangers of radiation. It would have been better if she had just
left all that stuff alone. If she had, we wouldn't be bothered with Godzilla or Spiderman!
Eleven years later, Neils Bohr was giving his acceptance
speech for his Nobel Prize in Physics (just as liberal as chemistry, but at least it
was a man this time!), when two of his contemporaries announced they had
discovered the element hafnium. What a
stupid name. Supposedly it is the “Roman” name for Copenhagen. Why couldn’t they have stayed with good ol' English name and called it Copenhagenium or Denmarkium? I have never even seen a hafnium? Have you?
It’s all a conspiracy by the ultra-mega-platinum left-wing
liberals to undermine our own education system with facts! Conservatives don’t need no facts!
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